Tag: funny
member name: Jurpe {awallflower}
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November 18, 2008 01:33 AM EST --
What were you thinking? :D
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October 31, 2008 12:34 AM EDT --
To: Southern USA Residents
From: Santa Claus
Date: November, 01, 2008 0:01am
RE: Replacement Santa
I regret to inform you that effective immediately, I will no longer be able to . . .
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October 30, 2008 11:32 PM EDT --
10. Your two-legged human saw you on " Dr. Phil "
9. You wasted three of nine lives on George Foreman Grill mishaps. {We furlings here have done that} . . .
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October 30, 2008 11:59 PM EDT --
I am not good at singing, so I will just sing the last verse.
meow, mew, meee mee meow {warming up}
On the twelfth day of Christmas my human gave to me:
Twelve bags of catnip!
Eleven . . .
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July 26, 2007 10:16 PM EDT --
10. The lower corner of screen has the words "etch a sketch" on it.
9. When you insert a disk, it spits out a pack of cigarettes.
8. You have to pedal it.
7. The manual contains one . . .
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October 31, 2008 12:04 AM EDT --
Here are some Christmas songs we like, please remeber to add them to your caroling romps.
1. Up on the Mousetop
2. Have Yourself a Furry Little Christmas
3. Joy to the Curled . . .
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October 24, 2008 04:50 PM EDT --
As hard as I try not to get involded with "Plenty of Ticks" I can't avoid it at all. My sister sent me this and I thought it was funny.
http://www.cnnbcvideo.com/index.html?nid=zJn6_KGe1JEsxRe7PggAPzM3NjA0MzY-&id . . .
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October 11, 2007 11:25 PM EDT --
OCTOBER 11, 2007
Tabloid stars as you’ve never seen them
WEBSITE: Planet Hiltron
Britney Spears is a spectacular . . .
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October 28, 2008 05:07 PM EDT --
The Twelve Days of Halloween
(sung to the tune "12 Days of Christmas")
On the first day of Halloween
My black cat gave to me
A big round golden moon.
On the second day of Halloween . . .
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October 28, 2008 04:56 PM EDT --
On the First Day of Thanksgiving...
We give thanks for the fresh turkey feast and its hot trimmings.
On the Second Day of Thanksgiving...
We bless the cold turkey sandwiches, sloshy cranberry sauce, . . .
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October 28, 2008 05:29 PM EDT --
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BINfJsljpWw
The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me, is finding a Christmas tree.
The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain . . .
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October 31, 2008 12:25 AM EDT --
In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's . . .
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October 31, 2008 12:18 AM EDT --
Unique Case of Aerial Sleigh-Borne Present-Deliverer's Syndrome
Source: North Pole Journal of Medicine, vol 1 no.1, December 1997 Author: Dr. Iman Elf, M.D.
On January 2, 1997, Mr. C, an . . .
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July 18, 2007 10:08 PM EDT --
[I am am in a weird mood tonight, I usually don't post things like this]
Colonoscopies
Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous.....
A physician . . .
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November 19, 2008 05:46 PM EST --
Someone had a good idea and I thought I would use it. As a furkid in this house I was wonder what other furlings are thankful for? We will start MOL!
Miss Kayla Ink : I have a loving furmaily and . . .
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October 07, 2008 11:18 PM EDT --
Time for Campaignin'. Click to watch. -or-
http://www.thefunnystuff.net/viewmovie.php?id=969
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September 13, 2007 05:14 PM EDT --
I was just sitting say what in the world? Then...... don't want to spoil the fun.
http://www.aglassandahalffullproductions.com/
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